Friday, October 28, 2016

Weekend surprises

College football Saturday: Nebraska over Wisconsin. Especially with the points. My lock game.

NFL: I'll take points on Washington, Arizona and Philadelphia. Make a nice parley. Better individually.

Poker: I'll finish in the top 5 tonight in CardsChat League action online. What, you were expecting a WSOP prediction? If I say Qui Nguyen, then Cliff Josephy will win. And vice versa. Let them fight it out; I ain't jinxing nobody!

Would you believe Jeff Jordan at Martinsville? Cubs in 5, clinch World Series at home? Stephen Curry scores 50 at Phoenix on Sunday? Nah, me either. But those would be nice...

Of course, I only write for fun, not serious whatevers. Not me! Then again ...

Saturday, October 15, 2016

The joys of live blogging

I played online poker last night in the CardsChat Fall League 2016 at PokerStars Home Games. Thursday is my normal night (this is only Week 2 of the league's season, so there really is no normal ... especially for me!), but I switched with the team captain because of real life obligations. Captain pcgnome warned me that Fridays seem to be the toughest, but that didn't scare me, even though I was a sad 14th of 20 players in Week 1 (got up to 3rd then quickly collapsed, the story of my life; more on that later). I don't scare easy. Obliviousness is bliss!

A friend inspired me to listen to some online radio while I played. Haven't done that in quite a while, but it worked nicely and got my energy soaring. Soaring too much, as it later turned out; the shamalamadingdongdorkdonk (me) just can't stand too much success (see paragraph one). I also was posting on Facebook as I played. Only later did it dawn on me I was live-blogging my tournament, only not in the blog! My subconscious is always a wonderful weapon and muse.

Sadly, transposing the posts from Facebook to the blog isn't as simple as I hoped it would be. Damn difficult, turns out, dang it. But let's try. Hmm, cut-and-paste of the whole block brings over too many unwanteds, too long to edit out waste. Looks like we'll have to c-&-p post by post. And no time stamps, durn it, that woulda been nice. Next time I'll do it different, probably write straight to the blog.

So here goes. Really needed those time stamps, and good luck "getting" the inside jokes meant for Facebook Friends:

-- What I'm listening to while playing poker ... (Broadway Showtunes on jango.com)

-- And now Liza's gotta make me feel bad! Dang work ... "Life is a ..."

-- Wish I was at GenKink "Tonight". Ah well, 6th of 15 left first break. A responsibility to my team! Gonna win this game ...

-- What Glee! Let's Do The Time Warp Again!!! And where are we having a watch party for Thursday's new version?

-- Finally into 1st place, 13 left. Somebody name a song from Sweeny Todd please ...

-- Damn It, Janet ...

-- Wouldn't It Be Loverly? Lost lead, got it back, team boss on rail ... too much attention!

-- Final table, 9 left, shamalamadingdongdork is 5th. Not bad. But "Can Anybody Find Me Somebody To Love?"

-- oops, left the "donk" off the end of my name; sorry, poker buds

-- Second break, 5th of 8 left, Sweet Transvestite chasing me to the wine cabinet. Still can find any Sweeney...

-- Clay Aiken, Cyndi Lauper and Dee Snider? This I've been searching an hour for?? Gotta learn it ...

-- Sorry Judy, but I prefer Iz's "Rainbow"

-- Sad. Finished 8th. Done in by sexes ... I mean 6s. Fun!! Good practice for Vegas, and the Heartland Poker Tour which hits St. Charles at the end of this month (boy did that news surprise me!). Hey Tone Wallace, any of the local gang gonna play there? We got any satellites?

-- And good night from un-Radio Station POKRRRRRR

That's it. REALLY needed those time stamps! It was a good game, and I was going well until rivals and crowd started noticing me. I don't like the spotlight! Brings out the actor/showoff in me, and cuts down my intuitive empathic skills. But I need to get used to dealing with crowds/attention if things are going to Go Bigger. Death of me was 66 on the small blind (?), getting greedy (don't ask why) and pushing an unopened pot all-in, and having UTG (?) call and reveal Qs. No help, I didn't really deserve help, and I got to go do other things while the band played on. Next time ...

Enough. Got a GottaTalkPoker game in half an hour on Americas Card Room. Time to start balancing.

Thanks for visiting. More soon. (And I promise some football predictions later or tomorrow ... if I remember. For now, best college upsets I see are North Carolina, UCLA and best-bet Texas Tech!)

Friday, October 7, 2016

Bot test

Is it really Friday? I just can't keep track. Too much to do, too much going on.

Today I'm having a contest here in Shamanalix Sayz. If you're a bot and reading this, zzzkwlch me your home address and the name of which Doctor Who is your favorite to bot around after. One winner will be chosen from submitted bots. Prize this week may be a job at Facebook; their bots are horrible -- nothing works good at that site, Facebook doesn't care about all the things that are broken and give wrong directions and aren't rightly focused to its user/customer. They've been telling me about "My Events" that are miles away from where I live, and won't get it right! They need YOU, a good bot!

Grand prize winning bot next summer may get a job at THIS blog...

What does all this have to do with poker? Or women? Or sports? Or anything? I got no idea ...

Atlanta over Denver!

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Early weekend peek

As you can guess, I didn't like any NFL teams very much last weekend. That, and being out of town, led me to decide to let the bookies keep their money. Sorry.

This coming weekend will be a lot different. Green Bay and Philadelphia look like solid winners; I'm trying to decide which to ride in the Survivor contest I'm still alive in. Top dog? Falcons are looking very sweet so far, you don't want to give that offensive machine too much head start.

We'll talk more about this later. My day off, and catching up at home is my primary duty. Feeling very creative still, thanks to my new muse (hope that lasts!!!).

Monday, October 3, 2016

Archon 40 scored a 10!

Still recovering from Archon 40 convention last weekend in Collinsville, IL. Had a date with a Star Trek lady and Alice from Wonderland. Wish the weekend never had to end; possibly the best one I've had in many years (not counting Vegas this past summer). At least it has inspired me to write, chat and try to grow. Thanks B-babes!!!

Coming up: I have no idea. Is it too early to start planning for Halloween? The Breeder's Cup races and trying to win some more money? The World Poker Bloggers Tour convention/reunion in Las Vegas?

Enh, I guess I'll just start preparing for the Naked Glo Party on Saturday. What colors do y'all recommend for me? No green, I don't want to be like that!

Shuffle up and pass the winterizer...